If there’s one thing I’ve learned from reading fanfiction, it’s that clear communication will save you at least three chapters of angst.
*picks up banana* hello
its your son. he is dead
PEOPLE WHO JUST RANDOMLY MEET BAND MEMBERS ON THE STREET HOW DO YOU DO IT
step one: go outside for once.
but the outernet is scary
my friends sister was telling me about how in highschool a guy tried to take a picture up her skirt as she was walking up stairs and she saw, grabbed his phone, broke it in half, and handed it back to him and said “you can tell your mom why your phones broken”
for a second I forgot about flip phones and I was like how in the holy hell did she rip a phone in half
omg thank you!! i’m definitely going to try those tricks to clear my skin!
omg why would you even work out when you can lose calories this easy!